February 2012
23 posts
Stalking somebody with your friend and the person...
“oh shit!, run bitch run!”
When you hear a good ass comeback. →
When girls walk with their butt sticking out and... →
How I feel in the hallways at school:
More Laughs Here
When people flirt with the person you like.
“BACK THA FUCK UP NIGGA”
More Funny Posts Here
Imagine life without copy and paste...
Need a laugh? Click here!
mom: hey wanna hear something funny
me: sure
mom: you know what the difference between you and a calender is
me: no
mom: a calender actually has dates
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: i know
me: will you be my valentine?
food: yes
bed: yes
music: yes
computer: yes
people: no
When I see someone wearing Crocs
liyahbbyx3:
r-a-dical:
sandyxocean:
uglydrug:
s3xay:
kfcrage:
imakawaiiprincess:
DJFDKJGLDFSKGBDRKJGB
oh my god someone reposted it lol
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
LMFAO
OMFGGGG!!!!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ROFLLLLLLLL !
When I hear a secret about someone I don't like
most-awkward-moments:
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
January 2012
51 posts
That awkward moment when your mom sits down next...
xaritena:
Time to refresh facebook like an idiot…
Time to open paint and draw butterflies and unicorns.
Time to look at clothes on clothing websites.
Time to check your e-mail.
But not get on tumblr because porn might randomally show up on your dash.
Reblog if you're dating a member of One Direction...
funnybro:
1 tag
vloggergoneblogger asked: can you check out my blog and tell me what you think??
1 tag
Anonymous asked: follow my twitter please @TheTruthNComedy please (:
1 tag
Dear tumblr followers..
Not that you would care or anything, but I am playing Guess That Song and Finish That Song with our twitter followers. Feel free to join us.
Sarah.
how did disney channel go from this:
rajaael-soueissi:
to this:
When you notice people are reblogging posts from...
mischi3f-m4naged:
Imagine One Direction on Ellen
Ellen: so you're gay?
One Direction: what
Ellen: I'm gay
One Direction: we know but-
Ellen: it's cool being gay
One Direction: we're not g-
Ellen: go gays!!
1 tag
annamarialovatsis asked: Could you check out my Tumblr , and let me know how it looks?(:
1 tag
screw--it asked: check out my blog? :)
They see me rollin', they hatin'
You know guys, we don't follow back automatically....
The awkward moment when you drop something in a...
It falls off and your desperately trying to put it back when you feel someone watching you and you’re all like:
Then the saleslady looks at you like:
Am I anyone's tumblr crush?
no? okay.
1 tag
sexgodsonephila asked: OMG i freaking love your blog. its amazing. Your like so dope and it would be an extreme honor if you followed me but wow, im always comming back to your blog<3. Its the shit and so creative and makes me want to step mine up alot. its incredible and so are you.